What took you so long to find this?

Why did the prompt engineer go broke?
Too many requests, not enough responses.

I told my AI to optimize my life…
Now it only runs in debug mode.

Why do coders love prompt engineering?
Because finally, they can blame the AI for their bugs.

My AI tried stand-up comedy…
It failed—turns out sarcasm isn’t in its training data.

Why did the AI refuse to argue?
It didn’t want to enter an infinite loop of opinions.

I asked the AI to clean my messy code…
It replied, “I can refactor, but I can’t do miracles.”

Prompt engineers are like DJs…
They spin the right instructions and hope the AI drops the beat.

Why did the AI get a promotion?
It finally learned to think outside the parentheses.

I wrote a prompt about procrastination…
The AI is still thinking about it.

Why did the coder break up with the AI?
Too many unresolved merge conflicts in the relationship.

I asked my AI to explain recursion…
It said, “See recursion,” and walked away.

Why did the prompt engineer date the AI?
Because it promised zero side effects.

My AI started debugging itself…
Now it’s existentially crashing.

Why did the coder refuse to argue with ChatGPT?
Because the AI always had the last token.

I told my AI to “think outside the box”…
It refactored the box into a cube class.

Prompt engineers don’t panic…
They just turn it into a new branch.

My AI joined a band…
It was great at generating loops.

Why did the AI fail at dating advice?
It couldn’t parse human emotions… only JSON.

I tried to explain “clean code” to my AI…
Now it formats my life with semicolons.

Why do prompt engineers never get lost?
They always know the path to least resistance… in code and in life.